The Mormon Mafia

There are very obvious reasons why I would and should write about this. And I would write about this ... for those reasons. And I kind of feel like we need a word for this, when You have a reason to do something, but another reason to do so "takes over", or becomes more important, for some reason; Which then - eventually - changes the act accordingly. Even if it's just nuance.
A jokester might call it corruption.

And so, the better reason for me to write about this, comes from my Love for God.
In that regard, I've written a few times about "God's Weakness", or vulnerability. The short of it being HIS reliance on us. That we can simply choose to be ignorant of HIS will. And so, whether we're steering off track just a little or more than just a little, HE's forced to watch. And so, God is the victim in this story ... that I have a friendly relationship with. And from what I gather, HE doesn't want "this shit" anymore. Or 'ever'. I mean, You ask HIM Yourself.

Overall HE seems oddly happy though. As of late.

But yea. Apart from that, the story takes me back to last Year. I briefly visited the Mormons ... and ... I'd have it written up to my paranoia, that my mind basically went to supposing that I perhaps should call the Cavalry. If I had one. Just based on vibes or ... something. Maybe it was their Paranoia thrown back at me, but ... yea, so it goes. Weird vibes.

And the story goes as such, that Mormons are "so incredibly nice" ... . South Park not only admits as much, the creators even felt the need to make an entire Musical about it.

"Ding Dong" - "Hello" ...
It's awesome!

But that's also the problem. Like, when we get to see villains in movies ... or just see "common asshole behavior" ... there's always some kind of a bad vibe, but Mormons don't have it. Yet they can still feel intimidating. And it's also like ... someone is mixing steroids into their foods. I mean, if they tell You that it's because of the Word of Wisdom ... I can't tell You otherwise because I don't really 'obey' it. If I'm weak and unhealthy ... sure. I smoke, I drink coffee ... but I don't eat Corn. Which is the part that gets me. I mean, there's something about "hot beverages" which then translates into Caffeine somehow so You can't drink Coke ... it's weird. And also, I feel like some Mormons INTENTIONALLY mix Corn into salads, just to fuck with people. Almost as if ... there's a secret version of the Word of Wisdom ... somewhere.

But then it's also like ... there's a smugness ... which is like ... Toxic Masculinity turned Super Saiyan.
And yea, I'll stick to it ... calling it Toxic Masculinity. (Is that seriously a Nerve? Oh, yea. Power Core. "I am a Man" ... hmm ... it makes sense. It's weird ... I'm not used to Astair nonsense coming around like a legit theory)

Anyway ... the reason for that is rather simple. Baptism. I'd say that we don't hate. We don't have negative emotions. I mean, we do ... necessarily; But we're 'cleansed'. It's like ... the bottom line or the 'first thing' to be allowed into Paradise. Obviously. But also, if I were to take Kosti's Journey as an under cover guide to Unification, the distance between Baptism and Unification isn't supposed to be all that long. It's presented as ... You step through the gate ... get baptism ... then You walk a little further ... and then there's Unification. So, You don't even leave the vicinity ... in that picture. But so ... it might be worth asking: What if they don't make it in? What up with those?

The short of it then is, that being 'Cleansed' alone doesn't make You a good person. Although it kind of depends on what we would consider 'good'.

So, the Priesthood is definitely real. What it brings and all the facts and hypotheticals that come with it ... it's not a far away abstract. And all that aside, there's two theories about how Mormonism came to be.

Either the Story of Joseph Smith Jr. is legit ... in as far as it could be ... given the strange act ... or it is not. The strange act being, that obviously someone took special care that the religion would be confusing. I mean, there's a whole Blanket with all the different versions of the First Vision that Joseph shared over the times ... and we have to wonder what to make of it, given that he yet somehow managed to "mastermind" this religion - if we were to go with the theory that it's not legit.

I mean, that gatcha story with the translation ... it makes sense on first glance. That Joseph just made it up while staring into a hat. And it kind of works with NEITHER of the two theories. Because ... given the Priesthood ... it's impossible to say that he just made it all up. There had to be a plan, coming from whereever the Priesthood was coming from - but there's no good conclusion I think. Either the story is legit, or it's not. If not, it may have been a great opportunity to further increase the confusion factor.

But so I also only see two ways that a Person might be convinced to join the church. Either You're incredibly faithful and You've made it up to God and You've received a Testimony - or You're given a more worldly reason to do so. And that latter prospect is quite scary!

So ... just look at how they conduct themselves. And in as far as it isn't just them that conduct themselves that way ... like, we can see so and so many Politicians act in the same way, it's a way of "imagining" how much deeper or further the conspiracy runs.

Like, they don't reason with You. They tell You what they want You to believe. Take me for instance. I'm quite certain actually ... that I'm Jacob son of Isaac, David son of Jesse, and John son of Zebedee. But so I'm telling You why I believe it; Even if it's just vibes or a hunch. I mean, what more could I have? I only once heard what I might call the voice of God, and it called me John - and which one that would be is like ... up to me. But if I were doing it the Mormon way, I'd just give it to You ... "pre digested". I'd tell You exactly what I want You to believe ... no reasons or reasoning provided ... other than "I'm the Prophet and therefore it is so".

"Pray and Obey".

And everything that don't match ... is "Satan doing Satan things". And because at some point there's not much that reality has that might not disagree with them, and You don't have any tools to deal with that while keeping Your faith ... it's a conundrum.

And that's also what Bricks and Minifigs does. Their way to handle the situation is to just give You their version of "the Facts" - which is "we made it the fuck up" - like, reasoning isn't even on the table.

Or the dictionary ... .

"Reasoning: A satanic deception born from hubris and the absolute cause of the original sin".

And sure, 'satanic' isn't really a word like ... 'evil'. Jesus refered to Peter as a satan. It's quite a sneaky move to equate 'resistence unto the Divine' to 'pure evil'.

It's as with the snake. Though on first glance a symbol of sin - it is also a symbol for salvation. Or ... a cure, a divine cure ... more to the point.

So, to do this the right way:

I am Ashera, in Name, Title and Status as Mother, Wife and Daughter of God and Queen of Eternity as an acknowledgment of my exaltation into Godhood.
I am Zoe, wife of Sabaoth, wife of Ariel and wife of Death.
I am the reincarnation of Eve of Eden, Jacob son of Isaac, David son of Jesse, Elija of Tishbe and John son of Zebedee.

I am the Prophet Israel prophesied by Isaiah, and I am the Elijah Jesus referred to was there already.

I am the Ancient of Days.
My throne is to the left of the Father, representative of the Holy Spirit.
I am the Lamb with the Seven Eyes of the Revelation of John.

By divine right and might, I am Athena of the Greek Pantheon, Amaterasu Goddess of the Sun and the Phoenix Force.

I am the reincarnation of J.R.R. Tolkien and more.
I have lived as a Mother, a King, a Prophet, a Warrior, an Artist and more.

So, "go figure".

Now, I get that ... or so my impression ... Y'all are making good use of the Keys. I mean, I run into resistence everywhere ... it's almost like I'm locked in a ... container. Like, a child safety zone. And that's fair. I've embedded this in the Foundation however ... so, my special access. So, since You can't take my word for it in as far as I can't be all that certain by normal means (technicalities) - You now still have two other ways to get it.

I suppose I have to say that I don't even have a safe space for editing the Ring Order anymore. I'm basically under siege. You have to think of it as a wind that'd like ... blow the papers all over the place, except the paper is my mental condition.
And it's become a little bit more fierce ... like ... I'll do my own math - but at this point I'm fairly pleased.

So, what's left to be said?
I might lift a quote from "the Boroughs" - speaking of "the Doctor"s comment on what "they" were doing with the "gift" they were given. I might also say: You're using 'the LORD's Power' - so, what do You think is going to come from this? Like, politely: Are You dense?

I mean, how is it that 'they' would defend themselves saying that people are cruel, when it is them that are those that do the cruelty? Why do You complain about injustice when it is You who have the power to fight it, yet choose to prolong it?

"For the Power is within them".

I'd say that You CANNOT come out on top of me. Even God HIMSELF puts me upon HIS OWN Head, wearing me as a Crown. And yea, sure, maybe with the Keys You could create something for Yourself, but ... well, how's that going now?

Wanna whine about it? "Pwease gimme the Keys so I can continue to rape humanity!?".

And yea, I have contemplated the matter ... to return to my pacifistic roots ... but I shall not. I shall not express Bloodlust either. So, the way is somewhere between the two. But with that, it's fairly obvious that we're not supposed to take their shit for much longer.

Uhm ... I've rambled on for long enough now ... so, back to the text?

Why do I have to think about Spaetzle now?
Hmm ... well.